She's White; Coby's Black. Case Closed!
Sermon by Brother Harry Hardwick
..."The liberal media is at it again, my friends. I’m referring to all this nonsense concerning the fornication, nay adultery, of a basketball player from that devil-dominated country called “California” and the Colorado coal burner they refuse to identify because she’s embarrassed about being diddled by a black Japanese-looking person. All the articles in the secular (i.e., Satanic) media discuss all this silly stuff about rape, violence, extensive hoo-hoo injury, blood (and not from the Perfect Lamb) on FUBU clothing, lack of consent, blah, blah, blah.
They never mention the only relevant point – she’s white and he’s just as colored as colored can be.
They’re trying to focus our attention on a straw man argument so we don’t consider the Biblical implications of what is really going on. Yes, fellow Christians, believe it or not, even in this day and age, there are still sexual shenanigans occurring between Negroid men and normal women, who are apparently willing to endure an eternity in Hell for an afternoon joyriding on a sex organ of colossal size and stamina. (At least she had the good sense to make him take her from behind so she wouldn’t have to see the depravity.) ...
...It appears that a major figure in professional basketball who, needless to say, is the Negro, actually had sex with a little white girl in Colorado [gasps from the congregation]. ...Yes, friends, the perp, as anyone who has ever had his car broken into will have guessed, is dark-skinned. Yet, none of the unsaved reporters out there seem to give a hoot about this disgusting fact. Even though she admitted to kissing the colored boy [more gasps], the media have ignored the race issue altogether, instead focusing on whether she agreed to allow the boy to go any further.
I know most of you know nothing about this incident because you’re True Christians™ and read only the church newsletter, your Bibles and the message boards at Free Republic Dot Com. But the heathen world has been inundated with stories about whether she, at some point, said “No,” as if that has anything at all to do with issue – or whether the Good Lord gives a tinker’s damn about the content of the conversation when miscegenates get nude and nasty.
The bottom line is that Coby Bryant, the boy, is black as night, and the girl is as white as Rush Limbaugh’s inner thigh, so there can be no claim by either of them that they didn’t know what was what [grumbling in the congregation]. They met in a very expensive, well-lit hotel, not in a filthy alley, teeming with rats and winos, where this type of congress between people of different races normally occurs."...
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